Thursday, March 19, 2009

Survival Tip: Don't Eat Pre-1985 Children's Books...

Hey! Did I get your attention? What does survival have to do with eating or not eating pre-1985 children's books...well, nothing really. But, hey, you don't have to worry about those hazardous, toxic, lead-filled-paged children's books any more! Why? Because these terrible books are outlawed...don't believe me...take a look how Big Brother is looking after your welfare so kids don't eat books. Ahh well, you're kids won't have any time to read any way, now that the GIVE ACT is being considered, and as of today, has been passed by the House of Representatives. The GIVE ACT, you know: Generations Invigorating Volunteerism and Education Act..the one that will mandate that your child do community service...hmmm...doesn't sound like service to me, rather it sounds like being in the service. Well, you go never mind anyway, since you as parents are losing your God Given Right to raise your child as you deem responsible, prudent and loving. Seems the U.N. thinks they know a better way to raise your child.
So, what does this have to do with survival? Do I really need to ask?

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